Footnote:  About the "best class" thing.  You may not realize it but ever since 1975 our class has repeatedly won the "MHS all class invitational softball tournament" (see footnote to the footnote). This is the single determining factor that shows the class of MHS75 to be superior!.    We even have a picture of us with the softball trophy in front of the Morton Dairy Queen.. and everyone knows that sign does not lie!!!... ha.. that oughta'  silence those naysayers!!.

Footnote to the Footnote: Other classes have complained that they didn't know there was an annual MHS all class invitational softball tournament, and that they find it highly suspicious that our class organizes the event.  This can be attributed to all the other MHS classes being a bunch of whiners!  Sufficient documentation to convince any doubter of MHS75 accomplishments and claim to the big honkin' softball trophy is available anytime from the MHS75 class vault.  (See disclaimer)

Disclaimer:  Due to personal identity theft issues we have had to tighten security on the vault.  Currently it's only open upon 6 weeks notice on Tuesday's from 2:30-2:35.  To request access please send a credit card number, birthdate,  SS # and mothers maiden name to the class of 75, we'll be right with you......  as soon as we get back from our cruise.